marvel movies that need to be made, stat.
Bill had sunk deep into the Mystery Shack’s pleather couch. His gangly limbs…
Well thank you for giving me this beutiful gift. Now scuse me while I go try and wash mah brain
Band Geek Humor
A young Nelson Mandela doing some boxing training.
"Boxing is egalitarian. In the ring, rank, age, colour and wealth are irrelevant" - Nelson Mandela
Police continue to make arrests at Ferguson protest.
Take note: The moment people stopped reblogging and tweeting and writing news articles and calling attention to Ferguson, they brought back the armored cars. It is not over. They were waiting for the world to lose interest and knew it would.
Some history lessons courtesy of “Mabel’s Guide to Stickers”.
The Ancient Greeks
The greeks are a wonderful culture with many different gods and myths. Hercules, Narcissus, and Achilles are all myths that are retold to this day and have relevance in our current society. Themes of love, hate, betrayal, and arrogance populated stories from this time. Including: The story of a peasant named Domiclese, a shepherd who angered the gods with his hubris.
When the gods turned their focus to Domiclese, they discovered that not only was Domiclese a shepherd, he was also secretly a robot who could fire lasers out of his face. When Domiclese melted Apollo and Mercury with his “laser face” it signaled the beginning of “The Great Robot War.” The robots eventually overthrew the pantheon and established a “New Robot Order.” The robots forced the humans underground for years to toil in their underground mines to find igneous rocks, which robots eat to gain power.
The greeks hated and feared their new robot oppressors but stood firm against them in combat. The greek people formed a “trojan horse” to dupe the foolish metal ones into allowing the humans to overtake their robo future-castle. Even though they were driven out, these mechanical beings did not despair. The robots beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
The Aztecs had many ritual and ceremonies that have gone unpracticed for hundreds of years. Most impressive among them was the act of “Quzetoheetl”, the ritual of forming a circle around a wolf or wild dog and chanting sacred words which gave the dog the ability to speak english and play basketball. (Or “ollamalitzli”.)
Once the Aztecs used this ritual on a very special dog. This special dog befriended a lonely boy who was the water boy for his local high school ollamalitzli team. After the dog ran onto the court and became a fan favorite, the mean former owner kidnapped the dog. Luckily the lonely boy steals him back just in time to make it to the big tournament, where it is declared that “there’s nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can’t play ollamalitzli.” The dog scored an amazing last second point to win the game! Everyone rejoiced! Then the ritual of “Xolitzcunzli” was performed to allow the dog to have puppies, save Christmas, and become Santa’s most special reindeer.
they did it. they fucking did it. they made air bud into a piece of aztec mythology i can’t fucking believe
Sorry to burst your bubble but I think this is the iranian army
can’t risk it