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lemonteaflower:

of people calling me a pedophile. 

do you know what a pedophile is? it’s someone who is sexually attracted to children. first of all: im against pedophilia cause i would never stand something that could hurt a real person (also it’s fucking gross). second: i’m demisexual. i don’t feel sexual attraction to anyone besides my girlfriend (i don’t even find real people attractive if anything i just like cartoon characters cause i know they aren’t real). 

im gonna keep rambling 

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Don’t even sweat it ami, your not a pedophile

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Nathan help a liquor store and an exterminator on last week’s Nathan For You.

I know you've expressed how terrifying you think it is in America for students with the constant threat of guns. I've messaged you before saying how awful it is, but it's worse now. My state refuses to pass any laws banning the selling of assault rifles, so now, all university's, including my own, are offering classes on what to do in case of a shooter. There's numerous posters and other messages throughout the halls telling us what to do. It's getting ridiculous and no one feels safe...

crocobaby:

I know I complain about American gun laws and circumsition and health care and even American chocolate but ultimately? I actually fucking love America. And I would love to live there one day for a bit - I’m desperate to go back there on holiday and I’ve got so many friends there now.

The other day I gave this whole passionate gush over how amazing coke floats are, not necessarily in terms of taste, but just… they did it. The states just GOES there. They do things stuck up countries like mine would think is beneath them. The US just goes “icecream in coke? Why the hell not?”

When I come across as anti-American, it’s only out of total sympathy for people living there and knowing that the people there also find some of the stuff I complain about wrong. I don’t think anyone should be made to feel unsafe when the way to change it would be so easy (and has been done in so many other places in the world). 

Thanks hamish you rock :)

islamographic:

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moonlitsonnet:

princessmarshmallow:

sergeantsargemcfly:

the-eagle-atarian:

super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

what have they done

this is ridickulous

SAKURAI

best newcomer yet

Remember when Tumblr went all pissy because Zero-Suit Samus was posed in a way that flaunted her tits and vag 
And now Captain Falcon’s posed in a way that flaunts his dick and we all find it hilarious
just sayin’

I’d let him fuck me.

Lets face it we all knew this in our hearts

moonlitsonnet:

princessmarshmallow:

sergeantsargemcfly:

the-eagle-atarian:

super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

what have they done

this is ridickulous

SAKURAI

best newcomer yet

Remember when Tumblr went all pissy because Zero-Suit Samus was posed in a way that flaunted her tits and vag

And now Captain Falcon’s posed in a way that flaunts his dick and we all find it hilarious

just sayin’

I’d let him fuck me.

Lets face it we all knew this in our hearts

swedebeast:

detenebrate:

0xymoronic:

shitarianasays:

theeyesinthenight:

the-sonic-screw:

platinumpixels:

volpesvolpes:

unseilie:

sarahvonkrolock:

gaysexagainstawall:

them-days-was-olden-as-fuck:

The spread of the black death.

Poland

Poland, tell us your secret.

Poland is the old new Madagascar. 

If I remember correctly, Poland’s secret is that the jews where being blamed all over europe (as usual) as scapegoats for the black plague. Poland was the only place that accepted Jewish refugees, so pretty much all of them moved there. 
Now, one of the major causes of getting the plague was poor hygiene. This proved very effective for the plague because everyone threw their poop into the streets because there were no sewers, and literally no one bathed because it was against their religion. Unless they were jewish, who actually bathed relatively often. When all the jews moved to Poland, they brought bathing with them, and so the plague had little effect there.
Milan survived by quarantining its city and burning down the house of anyone showing early symptoms, with the entire family inside it. 

I reblogged this tons of times, but the Milan info is new.
Damn Italy, you scary.

Poland: “Hey, feeling a bit down? Have a quick wash! There, you see? All better”
Milan: “Aw, feeling a bit sick are we? BURN MOTHERFUCKER, BURN!!!!!”

Also, this might have something to do with it: from what I understand, O blood type is uncommonly… common in Poland. Something to do with large families in small villages and a LOT of intermarriage. The black plague was caused by a bacterium that produced, in its waste in the human body, wastes that very closely mimic the “B” marker sugars on red blood cells that keep the body from attacking its own immune system. Anyone who has a B blood type had an immune system that was naturally desensitized to the presence of the bacterium, and therefore was more prone to developing the disease. Anyone who had an O type was doubly lucky because the O blood type means the total absence of ANY markers, A or B, meaning that their bodys’ immune system would react quickly and violently against the invaders, while someone with an A may show symptoms and recover more slowly, while someone with B would have just died. Because O is a recessive blood type, it shows in higher numbers when more people who carry the recessive genes marry other people who also carry the recessive gene. Poland, which has a nearly 700 year history of being conquered by or partnering with every other nation in the surrounding area, was primarily an agricultural country, focused around smaller, farming communities where people were legally tied to, and required to work, “their” land, and so historically never “spread” their genes across a large area. The economy was, and had been, unstable for a very long period of time leading up to the plague, the government had been ineffective and had very little reach in comparison to the armies of the other countries around for a very very long time, and so its people largely remained in small communities where multiple generations of cross-familial inbreeding could have allowed for this more recessive gene to show up more frequently. Thus, there could be a higher percentage of O blood types in any region of the country, guaranteeing less spread of the illness and moving slower when it did manage to travel. Combine this with the fact that there were very few large, urban centers where the disease would thrive, and with the above facts, and you’ve got a lovely recipe for avoiding the plague.
Interestingly enough, as a result from the plague, the entirety of Europe now has a higher percentage of people with O blood type than any other region of the world. 

WHY IS THIS ALL SO COOL

When Tumblr teaches you more about the plague than 12 years of school ever did.

Just to throw a nod in, as a medieval historian, this is all credible, and is the leading theory as to the plagues effectiveness at this point. So. Enjoy your new knowledge!

It should also be noted that this visual representation only shows the rough spread of the disease and nothing about the infection rates, population density, migration, and mortality rates.
All of those things are very, very interested and have ramifications for Europeans to this day.

swedebeast:

detenebrate:

0xymoronic:

shitarianasays:

theeyesinthenight:

the-sonic-screw:

platinumpixels:

volpesvolpes:

unseilie:

sarahvonkrolock:

gaysexagainstawall:

them-days-was-olden-as-fuck:

The spread of the black death.

Poland

Poland, tell us your secret.

Poland is the old new Madagascar. 

If I remember correctly, Poland’s secret is that the jews where being blamed all over europe (as usual) as scapegoats for the black plague. Poland was the only place that accepted Jewish refugees, so pretty much all of them moved there. 

Now, one of the major causes of getting the plague was poor hygiene. This proved very effective for the plague because everyone threw their poop into the streets because there were no sewers, and literally no one bathed because it was against their religion. Unless they were jewish, who actually bathed relatively often. When all the jews moved to Poland, they brought bathing with them, and so the plague had little effect there.

Milan survived by quarantining its city and burning down the house of anyone showing early symptoms, with the entire family inside it. 

I reblogged this tons of times, but the Milan info is new.

Damn Italy, you scary.

Poland: “Hey, feeling a bit down? Have a quick wash! There, you see? All better”

Milan:Aw, feeling a bit sick are we? BURN MOTHERFUCKER, BURN!!!!!”

Also, this might have something to do with it: from what I understand, O blood type is uncommonly… common in Poland. Something to do with large families in small villages and a LOT of intermarriage. The black plague was caused by a bacterium that produced, in its waste in the human body, wastes that very closely mimic the “B” marker sugars on red blood cells that keep the body from attacking its own immune system. Anyone who has a B blood type had an immune system that was naturally desensitized to the presence of the bacterium, and therefore was more prone to developing the disease. Anyone who had an O type was doubly lucky because the O blood type means the total absence of ANY markers, A or B, meaning that their bodys’ immune system would react quickly and violently against the invaders, while someone with an A may show symptoms and recover more slowly, while someone with B would have just died. Because O is a recessive blood type, it shows in higher numbers when more people who carry the recessive genes marry other people who also carry the recessive gene. Poland, which has a nearly 700 year history of being conquered by or partnering with every other nation in the surrounding area, was primarily an agricultural country, focused around smaller, farming communities where people were legally tied to, and required to work, “their” land, and so historically never “spread” their genes across a large area. The economy was, and had been, unstable for a very long period of time leading up to the plague, the government had been ineffective and had very little reach in comparison to the armies of the other countries around for a very very long time, and so its people largely remained in small communities where multiple generations of cross-familial inbreeding could have allowed for this more recessive gene to show up more frequently. Thus, there could be a higher percentage of O blood types in any region of the country, guaranteeing less spread of the illness and moving slower when it did manage to travel. Combine this with the fact that there were very few large, urban centers where the disease would thrive, and with the above facts, and you’ve got a lovely recipe for avoiding the plague.

Interestingly enough, as a result from the plague, the entirety of Europe now has a higher percentage of people with O blood type than any other region of the world. 

WHY IS THIS ALL SO COOL

When Tumblr teaches you more about the plague than 12 years of school ever did.

Just to throw a nod in, as a medieval historian, this is all credible, and is the leading theory as to the plagues effectiveness at this point. So. Enjoy your new knowledge!

It should also be noted that this visual representation only shows the rough spread of the disease and nothing about the infection rates, population density, migration, and mortality rates.

All of those things are very, very interested and have ramifications for Europeans to this day.

Why are all your tags against white people?
Anonymous

rawberrylemonade:

because sometimes im a little angry at them (sorry its not on purpouse) since i kinda wanted to believe they weren’t that bad and mean as everyone makes them sound, you aren’t evil for being white but white people are hella loud so sadly they hush everyone else most of the time, also they always want to make it about them and be part of everything even if it doesn’t truly concerns them (i mean things like war and other country’s economy and things they won’t really experience and shit like that) and im always terrified. :’^l  

besides that i couldn’t care less if you were white or black or freaking purple as long as you are nice in general (cause i care about the quality of the person more than how they look). uou 

idk maybe im just scared cause im small and confused and i don’t want them to hurt me. :’^) yeah it’s that.

It’s fine I get told I’m loud all the time so yeah your posts anrent undfounded

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

Proving a point to my mother- reblog if you are not a pedophile.

johnskylar:

jenniferrpovey:

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

my-peopleskills-arerusty:

no-im-not-me:

oblivious-cancer:

If everyone doesn’t reblog this, I’m unfollowing all of you.

image

Posting for two reasons 1. ^^^
2. Martin freeman

that made me realize that is martin freeman 

Pbbt.

I guess the point is that most people on tumblr aren’t after your kids?

armenianhighland:

Btw regarding Israelis using the Armenian Genocide and Turkey to make them selfs seem like a good country, as a proud Armenian I just want to say, Fuck the terrorist genocidal government of Israel!

Amen to that